Sylvia
What’s all this nonsense ’bout a nuclear war?
This controversy is a terrible bore.
What is the matter who can kill people more?
Come to the window, Sylvia
Come to the window, Sylvia
Look at the Diet Pepsi generation
Our international humiliation
There is more wisdom in my flatulation
Come to the window, Sylvia
Come to the window, Sylvia
Congloma-corporations killing the air
Mass production, tax deduction, nitrate warfare.
Anybody got a cigarette they can spare?
Come to the window, Sylvia
Come to the window, Sylvia
I perpetrated my original sin
Damned by an overdose of ha, ha saccharine.
Now they say emotion is a carcinogen.
Come to the window, Sylvia
Come to the window, Sylvia
Come to the window, Sylvia
Come to the window, Sylvia